When the whole squad looks good
me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: new phone who dis
“so what are your plans for after you graduate?”
*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”
me @ ant: tell your friends.
The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?
dip moon like cookie
me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news
you’d be the coolest person breathing if i hold my breath
i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?
